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asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(via asian)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

(via weaknudes)

arcticdragon:

"The Citadel Memoirs"
starfleetrambo:

"it will be ok dude" 
soupery:

"Don’t worry about it, man."
im probably gonna print this out as a sticker for myself so i can stick it on my face and cry